I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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