If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish you could order shots online.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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