The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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