So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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