She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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