I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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