I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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