I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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