O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you had me at cake vodka
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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