I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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