If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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