Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Your cock deserves a montage
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
