Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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