That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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