Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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