I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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