felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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