K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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