Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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