quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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