I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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