Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I don't deserve a penis
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You left your phone here
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