By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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