they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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