Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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