im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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