yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
foreskin is a definite game changer
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
