This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Randomize
