What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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