You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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