and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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