the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Text me some of your sweat
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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