Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize