were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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