They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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