this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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