Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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