We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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