Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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