haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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