Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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