I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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