I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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