Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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