I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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