Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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