Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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