so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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