nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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