he puts the penis in happiness.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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