so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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