No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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