turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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